Always Under Construction

In the current economic climate, we must all cut costs. Today, fire someone from your entourage.

• Hairdresser - Cut your own hair or get a handy friend to do it. (or do your own dye job on the cul-de-sac like me)


• House Cleaner - Cleaners steal and break things. Plus its good exercise


• Butcher - Become a vegetarian, its cheaper


• Broker - If they're any good, why havent they retired rich by now?


• Banker - Keep your money under your mattress, the new generation of thieves arent trained to look there


• Trainer - With all the house cleaning you wont need this anymore.


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